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EMail Heading Hello My Dearest from liliankipkalya45@gmail.com
Original email

Hello My Dearest,

My Name is Miss Lilian Kipkalya  Kones, 25 Years Old Female and never married, I am writing this mail with tears and sorrow from my heart asking for your help at this time, I got your contact while searching for a trustworthy someone who will understand my present condition and come to my rescue here in the Mission Refuge Camp here in Burkina Faso. I have passed through pains and sorrowful moments since the death of my father.

My father was the Former Minister Kenyan road. And Assistant I Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Lobos had been on board the Cessna 210, Which Was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area Kalong’s called, in East Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June, 2008. You can read more about the crash-through the website below


Site: http://edition.cnn.com/2008/ WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya. crash/index.html


After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspire and Sold my father's property to an Italian Expert rate the shared Which Themselves Among the money and live nothing for me. One Faithful morning, I Open My father's briefcase and found out the documents Which I Have huge amount of money deposited in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name As the next of kin. I Travelled to Burkina Faso with the documents to Withdraw the money for a Better Life So That I Can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director Whom I met in person Told me that my father's instruction to the bank Is That the money would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee/Foreigner Who will help me and invest the money overseas. I am in search of honest and reliable person who will help meand stand as my trustee so That I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to His/her bank account overseas. I have chosen to
 contact you after my Prayers and I believe That You Will Not Betray my trust. I put my hope and my trust in you.

Though you may wonder why I am so soon Revealing myself to you Without Knowing You, well I will say That my mind convinces me that you May be the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if You Can helps me to relocate to your country because my stepmother Have assonate Threaten to kill me but God did not allow her to achieve her plans. The amount Deposited with my name is ($5.8 Million United State Dollars) and I Have Confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso on my arrival,

You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so That I cancomplete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I Receive Showing your positive response I will put your Interest Things into Action Immediately. In the light of the above, I will appreciate an Urgent message Indicating Your Ability and Willingness to handle this transaction sincerely with me.

Awaiting your Urgent response. Please do keep this only to your Self for now until the bank will transfer the Fund. I beg you Not to Disclose it till i come over because I am afraid of my wicked stepmother Who Threatened to kill me and Have the money alone, thank God Today That I am out from my country (KENYA) But now In (Burkina Faso ) These Where my father deposited money with my name as the next of Kin. I have the documents for the claims. Please find a place in your heart to read and understand my condition. Thanks and Godbless.

Sincerely Yours,
Miss Lilian Kipkalya Kones.
 


My Reply

hello the person who does with great surprise contact my own person here on Iona which is small and at the present period of historic time be very wet
my name as you will know is samuelle but all my friends call me Butt Ass - you as my new surprise friend of nice meeting i would also like for to call be Butt Ass as that would bring joy to my titchie heart and drive away the autumn of tears that come from hearing about the awfullness that has happened to my new surprise friend - oh such times of trouble are upon you my nimble little person of the internet meeting
but for now you must be disquitened at listening to me going on and on and on without even bringing to you a sulution to the very problem that before me you do put and reqwesting for your humble little person of email acoount random meeting
so YES YES YES with great love from god - blessed be his shadow on earth - in my tiny cotton socks i do say that i will help you in any way and god - blessed be his shadow on earth - will deliver to both of us his blessing upon the financial transaction of benifit to us all and peace in our hearts shall prevail and set sunder to the mistrust of geometric proportsions
let me know as soon as you can what you want me to do
i remain your randomly selected internet savoiur
may gods - blessed be his shadow on earth - peace be upon your sweatiness forever
love Butt Ass


Response to my email

Nice To Hear From You,
 
   I feel so good reading from you,Thanks for your concern and your willingness to help me out from here also receive the money in your position, how is your day? Mine is a little bit hot over here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. My name is Miss Lilian Kipkalya, Am from Nairobi Kenya in Africa, I am 5.6fttall,(never married before ) and presently  am residing in the Mission Refugee Camp here in Burkina Faso as a result of the plane crash and my wicked step mother who wants to kill me and have the money, But God did not allow her to achieve her plans, My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna  Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June 2008.
 
I believe that I can get my freedom through your help, Life here in the camp is like one in
the prison yard, I believe you coming into my life will bring a change in my condition, I
never know that life will push me to this level, I find it very difficult to eat here, I
never experience such condition because my father was everything to me,please help me
because of God, I managed to make my way to a near by country Burkina Faso where my father deposited these money with my name as the next of kin and upon my arrival I have confirmed from the bank that is why I am asking for your help at this time, I would like to know more about you. Your country , Your contact  Address,  your Telephone number also your photo and what you do for a living  because we need to know each other better for more Trust and understand between both of us,
 
I am ready to give you more information about the money and how  it was deposited including the reply the bank gave me on my arrival here to find out how the money can be release to me, Meanwhile the most important reason why I chose to contact you is for you to stand as my trustee and provide account where the bank will transfer the money ,As soon as I read from you again then I will send you the  contact of the bank and the account details information for you to contact the bank as my  trustee and ask The Director Foreign Operation Department of the bank (Dr Nagari Peters) ask him the legal procedures of transferring this money to your bank account as my legal trustee, I have with me here the Original Documents that will be needed for transfer,
 
1)The Bank Original Deposit Certificate.
2)The Death Certificate.
3)Original copy of the WILL Certificate .
 
I am sure the bank will demand from you this documents before the release of the money to you as my trustee. Please I will like you to call me on the Reverend telephone that I have been using his computer to send this message to you. His name is Rev. Denis Mongol. telephone number(00226 7801 7763) please when you call him, tell him that youwant to speak with Lilian Kipkalya  that’s stays in the female hostelBlock (C) Room 12 He will  send for me. I will wait to hear from you soonest! Thanks so much for coming in to my life at this present condition I found myself.
 
May God bless you for your kindness and your concern Attached here is my pictures and  I want you to find a place in your heart to read and understand my feeling and my condition at the moment. I love you and please tell me more about you,Seriously waiting for your reply from lilian.

 


My Second Reply

 

oh my goshness lilian!!!

shock horror help my bob!!!!

you area true cinderella, a tragedy of comic proportions and your story touches deep inside my heart and wrenches at every single fibre of each muscle and pulls at them until my sadness glands do wrench and make the tiny tears come to the ocular receptors of my outward expression

i trully geeve for you at this time

but out of sadness comes joy - out of old worn shoes comes a slighly strange but fruitfull smell

let me be those shoes!!!

let me be that slightly strange smell

let me be your fruitfullness that helps you in this whore of need

let me about muself express some information so that you and god - my his socks never wear out - can understand my lovliness

i am but a poor boy but my stories seldom told - i have squandered my existance on a pocketfull of green iona marble

but muney meens nothing to me - i may only have £20,000 in the bank but i would happyly give it to you to see a smile return to your submerined eye

let me know what i must do to help you

i do not wish any money in return- just to see you smile and maybe share some precious monents with you under the duvee covers of love

love Butt Ass (your new unternet friend and allie and hopefully lover)

 

 

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